tagged by FireBirdFalling
0) Open randompokemon.com/
1) Switch to "All regions" and "All types"
2) Switch to "1"
3) For each question, generate a Pokémon, and use it as the answer. Then comment about it
4) PLEASE TAG SOMEONE! This is the only way the meme can get around
5) Post these rules
1. This is you
I no longer have hands... does this mean I don't have to do anything?
2. This pokemon is your rival
...Well shit. It can fly and I can.. slither.
3. This pokemon is deeply in love with you
What the ever loving fuck is that.
4. This pokemon is stalking you
What's with all these birds chasing me?
5. This pokemon just stole your cake
Dude doesn't have hands either, how are we having cake?
6. This is your Lab partner
I'm ok with this. Although we still don't have any hands between us..
7. This is your best friend
8. This pokemon is about to fight you
9. This pokemon will do anything to get your shoesneither of us have feet
10. This pokemon is currently hiding in your house
this is fine.
11. This pokemon is your pet
Well... i guess it doesn't need too much care, if it's gonna be sleeping so much.
12. This is your new roommate
We're setting boundaries. They don't get to touch my stuff with drippy hands.
13. This is your new boss
14. This pokemon watches you while you sleep at nightum
15. This pokemon is scared of you
as you should be you little fucker. vengeance for every cave trip ever.
16. This pokemon is about to perform surgery on you
at least he has hands.
17. You have to babysit this pokemon all night
18. This pokemon loves sleeping on your head
sure. it's tail probably makes a decent pillow for me too. you sleep on me I sleep on you.
19. This pokemon envies you
no I envy you. look what you become. I'm a snek for life.
20. Use this pokemon to tag some people
you are feeling sleepy...effleur
maybe you'll like this one o/